How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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