So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Too much gin, very little bucket
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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