Please, let me fuck your mom
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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