"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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