She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just high enough for therapy.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
