I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So squirting runs in the family.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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