is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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