I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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