none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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