Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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