what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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