double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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