Porn is love you can see.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
40s are totally the cure
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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