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Are you guys doing anything tonight?

(859): View more from Kentucky

Krysta

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(440): View more from Ohio

Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.

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(214): View more from Texas

The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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(972): View more from Texas

He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"

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(503): View more from Oregon

There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now

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