I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's rum buckets o'clock
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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