maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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