do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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