Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
too bad you live with your parents still
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize