O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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