Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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