Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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