Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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