i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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