P.S. I can't hear my feet
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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