She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize