i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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