I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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