six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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