I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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