I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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