You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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