Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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