Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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