I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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