I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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