I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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