k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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