I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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