GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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