I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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