hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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