I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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