i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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