5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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