The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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