if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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