fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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