Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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