omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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