: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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