watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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