got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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