that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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