I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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