you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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